skwivr:

Went back and finally fixed up this little hidden nook on the edge of my town! Still need to spruce up the cliffs a little, but I like it so far!

mamoru:

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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ayalaatreides:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

shmegel:

Each orca is over 6.5 feet long, Americans.

b-atiful:

While 100% a species of dolphin i want to point out those are ORCAS. if anyone got confused for a second like i did. Those are fucking orcas. Holy shit that is a giant fucking whale.

acetheticallynice:

If you really wanna get a sense of just how fucking big blue whales really are, then consider the fact that the dolphins swimming in front of this whale are over two metres long

guys, just, no. these are likely pacific whitesided dolphins, a criminally adorable cetacean found in the North Pacific that does indeed average at around 2.3-2.5 meters long.

now THIS is an orca, pictured here in the act of headbutt-murdering a common dolphin right into fucking oblivion. (common dolphins are about the same size as the pacific whitesided dolphin, for scale.)

that’s right, orcas max out at an astonishing 25 feet long, or well over 7 meters. that’s almost a quarter as long as that blue whale, and is just generally way too fucking big to deal with today when you remember that we’re talking about an apex predator the size of a minibus. they’re simply too big to be mistaken for anything else in the ocean!

orcas eat a wide variety of foods depending on their location, from herring to that really unfortunate common dolphin up there (rip.) if I really wanted to give the lowdown on them I’d be here all day, but I’ll tell you that orcas are also the only known predator to hunt and kill blue whales. so lets just be glad it’s only the dolphins in that first pic!

also here’s a cheerful reminder that the evolutionary rise of the Orca mysteriously coincided perfectly with the decline and extinction of Megalodon! 

coincidence, I’m sure. have a good night, everybody!

The Orca arriving in the world’s oceans, seeing the Megalodon: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

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kialena-deactivated20200516:

They really gotta be cute like that…

isa-ghost:

andrewthedankmemefuck:

real-truth:

real-truth:

estufar:

i-am-loco:

crimefighter-bae-b:

rubykgrant:

crimefighter-bae-b:

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

This is beautiful

or better yet,

She has been wooed~

Never forget true romance 💕

SDJHJSDGFKSHKDHKFGSH

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queerkiyoko:

lesbian problems:

-complimenting a guy and him thinking you’re flirting with him

-flirting with a girl and her thinking you’re complimenting her